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  • 21.May
  • Drop it, dude, drop it hard!
  • Ryan sure has aged a lot in a week! Oh wait, that’s Michael Buffer. (So that WAS him before? Chilling!) I dream that these two drips actually will spend the evening punching each other out, but I fear my dreams will go unrealized. Much like this entire suckwad season. THIS is American Idol!
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  • 14.May
  • The reality is hard to swallow
  • Sue Simmons is gangsta. THIS is American Idol!
    I thought last night I was just drunk enough to really get into the prospect of nine songs performed by three people whose existence I cannot bear to acknowledge, but instead it turned out I was just drunk enough to know better. I’m sober tonight! I will live [...]

  • 13.May
  • No
  • No no no no. Maybe tomorrow. Tonight, no.

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