Or: We cast 624 million votes and all we got was this lousy two-hour finale.
Gaymonn and the Bride of Arkansas
It was a show! And it happened!
It’s almost like a fairy tale story
I love you. You’re amazing. I love what you’re wearing. Where am I?
Welcome to my nightmare
Whoa-oh-oh-oh.
He want spinal cracker
The stage is an undeniable happy place to be.
Idol can blow me
Seriously.
Jamie Foxx’s Throat Olympics
Starring Lady L as Michael Phelps.
All right, Grumpy
You know what being clumsy is all about.
In the key that our souls were sinking
When you find the perfect love, let it feel you up.
Bitchy from note one
American Idol: Where Ceciletown girls go on Saturday nights to look for the flights of their lies.
