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You’re a heartbreaker

)4_0720_vladejpgThe man who had trou­ble com­mu­ni­cat­ing in English as a rookie had no trou­ble deliv­er­ing a string of one-​liners Tuesday with the con­fi­dence of a stand-​up come­dian. For exam­ple:
• Has he shifted his emo­tions from Sacramento to Los Angeles?
“I’m in between. Around Bakersfield.“
• Can he be an effec­tive pass­ing cen­ter?
“Well, we are going to see if they are going to pass me the ball.“
• How has he changed since he was last a Laker?
“I speak English.“
• And finally, Divac’s reac­tion when they held up his new/​old uni­form No. 12, which has also been worn by Jerome Kersey, Derek Harper, Mike Penberthy and Jannero Pargo.
“Why did you give it to them?“

Out With The Old, In With Older (LATimes​.com)
This is killing me so hard. Augh. Augh. Augh. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Also P.S., look how hot he is!!!
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