Can you guess who this mystery doucheball is?
YES! It’s Dead Wife Man™ live and in person in the Best Buy® Rotunda at the Mall of America® on March 5th. And I was there!
I had no plans to go to MOA that day and had no idea that any (accent on) special events were scheduled or anything, but I was feeling unreasonably agitated and decided a long ride on the light rail was in order. It was like DWM was CALLING ME, which certainly explains the awful fidgety discomfort I experienced.
I tend to ignore whatever is happening in the rotunda when I get there, so it wasn’t until I’d already done a lap around the mall and skirted by on the second level that I spotted DWM’s cheesy mug smirking at me and I was like OH. YES. Even though my phone battery was at 1 percent, I wrestled to get the camera rolling as a curious young man in head-to-toe Enyce engaged me in conversation. Apparently I missed DWM performing. Oh what a tragedy.
Enyce: Who’s that down there? Is he anybody?
Me: He’s a horrible human being who lost on American Idol last year.
Enyce: Oh, but he got a record deal anyway. I see how it is. I don’t remember him.
Me: His whole thing was going on about how his wife died. That and LensCrafters®.
Enyce: He sounded pretty good when he was singing before …
Me: Don’t be fooled! His personality is disgusting.
I finally got a few pictures of the grandeur:
Look at that CROWD! I must remember that as long as AI and MOA remain a potent combination, I must bring my Flip with me at all times. I could’ve brought you the magic in HD motion!