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The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same

Some of these dudes look really pissed off, like they know some­thing already. Hmm.
Aha, per­haps it’s because their Up With People selec­tion is “Stuck in the MIddle With You.” Hahaha. Clowns and jok­ers. Ahahahaha. Ohhhh these pro­duc­ers are so cruel. I love it. Also, every­one sounds hor­ri­ble, which is why all must rec­og­nize that Gerry Rafferty is a GENIUS. Frankie Muniz Fs up the words! The influ­ence of the hula is all too appar­ent on Sanjaya’s dance moves. MAKE IT STOP. Oh good it’s over.
I’m glad I’m not watch­ing this live so I can zip through Carrie Underwood. I mean she’s fine and every­thing but Zzzz.
Blake: “First time reg­gae on American Idol. It feels so good.” WTF. That is quote of the year mate­r­ial. I don’t need to explain why. Now would some­one PLEASE RUN THIS MAN OVER WITH A TRUCK
Let’s dim the lights and get sexy, kids!
Ai07 Jared
Aww, smoove, the jour­ney ends here. You always gave me some­thing worth quot­ing, and I will miss that. I rub my face in your honor.

I really want to do this con­test but give the wrong answers just to see if I get a mes­sage back say­ing, “Sorry, you’re retarded.“
Fast for­ward but­ton, take the wheel
Hahaha, Ryan said “Stephanie” and Sundance started stand­ing up. Dude can’t hear right!
Ai07 Antonella
Thank you AI for prov­ing me wrong as I did think bring­ing this one up with Stephanie would have the oppo­site result. Although it sucks that they had to make Stephanie’s trip to the LUCKY ACRYLIC STOOLS be a “bum­mer.” If Antonella did noth­ing else for me, at least she inad­ver­tently pro­vided me with the entry title up there. She’s a thinker!

Ai07 Sabrina
Does some­one have a screen­grab of when she found out Haley made it in over her? Someone? Please? Because damn. I mean I know that’s an ugly call but DAMN. Not even I suck my teeth like that. I’m with you, lady. Hold on tight and don’t let go, Sabrina!

Ai07 Sundance
Big DUMPED. “No dis­re­spect to Sanjaya, but … ” OK, OK, OK, did any­one doubt that this one was going when it was down to those two? I mean, the rea­son is OBVIOUS. I can’t believe it’s a sur­prise to peo­ple why Sanjaya sticks around. You know what I mean, right? Right? You’re smart, of course you do.

Watching the good­bye pack­age, I real­ize I’m actu­ally gonna miss Jared. The hell? You touched my heart, smoove.
OK, who’s left and how do I feel about them? I KNOW YOU ARE DYING TO KNOW.
Love
Ai07 Melinda
Like
Ai07 Gina
Love-​Hate Relationship
Ai07 PhilAi07 Chris
Can Live With
Ai07 StephanieAi07 JordinAi07 Lakisha
You Had Your Chance
Ai07 BrandonAi07 Chriss
HOW DARE YOU.
Ai07 BlakeAi07 SanjayaAi07 Haley
Bleak. At least that “British Beat” spe­cial is on PBS right now so I can go watch REAL POP STARS and CRY. Then I’ll watch the Kings on TNT and cry some more.

2 comments to The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same

  • pieman

    Well, you were right about the Kings any­way.
    I thought Sabrina might punch Haley! I’m sure she was think­ing “Don’t be hug­ging me, bitch!“
    As for your rat­ings for the 12 — I am good except I kinda like Chris Sligh. Not a lot, but some. And Blake. Blake. I like Blake. Don’t know why. It’s like a car­wreck and I’m watch­ing the gore.
    Other than that. Spot on, as Simon would say.

  • Kim

    Blake needs to die for that shirt he was wear­ing alone.
    Chris S. takes too many Jesus pills. I mean I love Jesus and every­thing, but enough with the Songs 4 Worship. I could sing of your loooooooove forever