Looking for the action, some­thing more to do

I’ve got a cou­ple posts banked, promise.


I can’t do what can’t be done

After care­ful con­sid­er­a­tion and soul-​searching dis­cus­sion with my fam­ily, cler­gyper­sons, imag­i­nary friends etc., I have come to the real­iza­tion that there is sim­ply no way I can get involved in this year’s Idol. The rea­sons are many, and here are but a few:

1) Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown This show is beyond help and […]


It’s the most won­der­ful time of the year

I couldn’t pos­si­bly be less excited about the advent of AI right now, but my last day of class is tomor­row (or today, rather) and I don’t have a job which means, um, I have noth­ing else to do. It’s time to be afraid, be very afraid. Mind, I’m far more afraid than you are!



Ten-​four good buddy

Yesterday was me and Chris’ sixth anniver­sary. Laugh along as I admit I thought it was actu­ally five years and Chris cor­rected me since he took more math in col­lege than I did. Yes, this really happened.

I sing this song for him every year at the karaōke night near­est our anniver­sary and […]


I’m alive and on fire

My res­pi­ra­tory sys­tem is on fire, that is. I must have the con­sump­tion or the swine-​bird or some­thing sim­i­larly godaw­ful and it won’t go away. I’ll be back in a sec, but in the mean­time here’s a lovely dream of a man talk­ing about how to make dirty movies. NSFW if you W for […]