Look look look I made a thing!

I love the Timberwolves so damn much omg that I made a movie about it. […]


Ten-​four good buddy

Yesterday was me and Chris’ sixth anniver­sary. Laugh along as I admit I thought it was actu­ally five years and Chris cor­rected me since he took more math in col­lege than I did. Yes, this really happened.

I sing this song for him every year at the karaōke night near­est our anniver­sary and […]


I’m alive and on fire

My res­pi­ra­tory sys­tem is on fire, that is. I must have the con­sump­tion or the swine-​bird or some­thing sim­i­larly godaw­ful and it won’t go away. I’ll be back in a sec, but in the mean­time here’s a lovely dream of a man talk­ing about how to make dirty movies. NSFW if you W for […]


The Magic of James Franco

Rather, James “Inspiration” Franco. […]


Ron Artest Vlog

Mystery video magic! […]