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So beyond me

Why does Britney Spears keep try­ing to con­vince us of some­thing we will never, ever believe, no mat­ter how hard she tries? How come the Associated Press can put up a graf like this, mean­while I’m not work­ing? At all? Oh yes, work­ing. Remember how I told you about how I was wait­ing on […]

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Who you talk­ing to?

So old Josho was a mere stone’s throw away from us yes­ter­day doing that swing state celebrity crap. Someone must have real­ized that this par­tic­u­lar home­town boy is a far more appeal­ing spokesmodel than Captain Overexposed Ashton K, who was here last week being ANNOYING. “I’m a celebrity … DO WHAT I SAY. I’M […]

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Big Chief rides on the trail tonight

This rev­e­la­tion will only be rel­e­vant to three other peo­ple on the planet, but it is EARTHSHATTERING: James Hyde was a backup dancer for Dead or Alive (via Dustin’s Passions Page). This is the most amaz­ing thing ever. His asso­ci­a­tion with “International Male” makes total per­fect sense now. Oh wait, wait wait wait! WAIT! […]

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Captain Douchebag has left the building

ROCCO DiSPIRITO famously opened his name­sake restau­rant in a real­ity show last sum­mer and was famously thrown out by his part­ners in July. Now he has been removed from a sec­ond restau­rant, Union Pacific, once the jewel in his crown, which will close at the end of the year. Starting next week Mr. DiSpirito […]

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Everything class, that was me

Why didn’t I do some­thing like this for my wed­ding? Hahahaha. Oh Jesus.