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Reason to be cheerful

Dismal though the Bulls are tend­ing to look as of late, there’s great joy to be had in see­ing Brad shave his head again. That is all.

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It’s gone, daddy, gone

OMG break­ing news and an emer­gency installment of

J-​WILL HAIR WATCH 3000

Our long national night­mare is over. Even though he now looks like a refugee from Hoosiers, it’s a remark­able improve­ment. And while he didn’t give a phe­nom­e­nal per­for­mance or any­thing, the Grizzlies did man­age to beat the division-​leading Spurs tonight. COINCIDENCE?! I […]

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See, the boys and me mean business

What was uglier, the Pacers/​Pistons Brawl 4 All or the Mavs uni­forms designed by P. Diddy? Oh ho ho I kid. OR DO I?! Anyway, never in my life have I seen such bla­tant dis­re­spect for bev­er­ages and snack foods of all kinds. Poor Ron Artest. You could tell he was try­ing so, so […]

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Here’s some rock and some roller

Oh yes, my chil­dren. Kings are 3–4, two in a row over 1) creepy lizard man Steve Nash and the Suns and 2) the Nuggets (or the Nuggs, as they are known in this house for inex­plic­a­ble rea­sons). It all turns around NOW! Last night saw the tri­umphant return of Smiley Laugh-​y Brad, and […]

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Use your men­tal­ity, wake up to reality

The Kings are now 1–4. I hate it. The Sonics game was bru­tal. I’d go as far as to say it was F-​ing bru­tal. We kept watch­ing it in the dis­tant hope that Brad Miller would finally snap and beat the crap out of some­body, because there were plenty of peo­ple who were asking […]